Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...