Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
The Blonde and the Shepherd
There was this blonde girl who had gotten fed up with blonde jokes, so...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don’t live off...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...