Puns Contest
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...