Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...