Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...