Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Jay Leno Jokes!
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show…Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...