God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Short Reindeer Jokes
|What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?This one will sleigh you...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...