stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
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Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
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Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
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The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!