Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...