He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...