What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!