If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Good Choice!
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...