Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
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Australian Kiss
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Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
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Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...