Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
A delicacy
An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing....
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...