Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...