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A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Poachers’ Revenge
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Kewl Job Application!
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.