Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Problems from the start
|John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
The fly
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills...