Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...