If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...