A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....