Why it’s great to be a man!
Reasons why it’s great to be a man:Your butt is never a factor in...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...