Words From Famous Women
Words From Famous Women … “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...