Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...