The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The Story of Micro and Mini
The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...