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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
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A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...