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DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
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Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
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AOL addiction poem
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A very depressed man
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