Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...