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Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
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Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
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Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
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“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...