Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...