The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...