The 9 Types of Girlfriends
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You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!