A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Road Hazard
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
The sneeze
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class...