Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.