Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...