Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.