Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...