Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...