Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...