A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Sudanese government
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...