Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Why is the section of body between a womans…
Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...