(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...