What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
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Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
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One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
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A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Rules for Cats
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