Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...