REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...