Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
The Union Worker.
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...