What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
The World’s Worst Joke!
…’Well, it wasn’t that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...