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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
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Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
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Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
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A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
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The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....