Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
come to the webbing
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It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
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Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...
Give chocolate pudding
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Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...