Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...