Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.