Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Strong Britain
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You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.